Wednesday, January 26, 2005

According to handbag.com, the top 10 turn offs for men are...

1. Wearing too much make up
Ok, acceptable, no one wants to date a trannie lookalike.

2. Picking at food
Hmm but isnt it inevitable for girls to complain of calories? shit i think im guilty of this one.

3. Bitter backbiting
No i'm not some obsessed super feminist. of COURSE i wont just blurt "all guys are bastards" in front of the guy that i like. but then again i have the tendency to do that, oops.

4. The EX factor
Not much kick about this one.

5. G-strings (this one's interesting)
"Believe it or not, ladies, men aren't into G-strings (not to be confused with thongs!). Don't wear one if you think there's even the remotest possibility that you're going to be removing your trousers at any point in the evening. Try to remember to wear some damn sexy knickers – think slinky, silky and saucy. They may be convenient, but G-strings are (according to our blokes) a BIG no-no. Just not sexy. At all."
GUYS IS THIS TRUE!!!

6. Armpit stubble
I need a new shaver.

7. Teddy bears
"Stuffed toys adorning the bedroom, 'hanging out' in the back seat of your car or dangling from the rear-view mirror are an instant turn-off. What self-respecting bloke wants to get down and dirty amongst a whole family of Cabbage Patch Kids?"
OOPS major oops.

8. Extreme drunkenness
Haha i would really wanna try to get damn drunk one day. until i lose my sense of being/balance. and then um fling myself onto some guy. heehee.

9. The muffin
"You know that bit of flab that hangs over the top of your low-rise jeans, creating a kind of cupcake effect? Apparently, it's not a bad thing that we have it... guys love our soft and slightly fatty bits. But if you're wearing a tiny crop top so that that particular area is accentuated, it's not good. Cover your muffin!"
Haha oops i know im supposed to be love muffins -rolls eyes- but hopefully i can de-muffinise soon!!

10. Bunny boiler talk.
haha im sure that this (hopefully) doesnt apply to any of the ppl reading this. i mean. talking abt kids names and schools?! we only do that with our girlfriends man.

Mrs Brightside at 10:59 am

{xoxo}