Friday, March 02, 2007

Nightmare of the Hair Ball

When i was young, i used to have this nightmare. I would be showering (in the toilet of my old house) and then suddenly, i felt very very nauseous. then, i would puke out this gross hair ball and it was SO disgusting.

The nightmare was so vivid and horrid that i even proceeded to make a diary entry about it, even though at that time i rarely wrote in my diary and had maybe like 3 or 4 entries in total about dreams i had, etc.

Now, I'm living the nightmare. Here in the dorm, there is 1 female toilet consisting of 2 showers and 2 toilets. There are a total of 10 girls altogether; lets assume that each shower is equally utilised i.e. 5 will bathe in shower 1 and 5 will bathe in shower 2 when they bathe. but of course this is untrue because i like shower1 way better because it has extra shelf space plus extra hook behind the door. but let us just assume that both showers are equally utilised. So that is 5 girls in shower 1 right?

Now, assume that each girl takes 1 shower a day. 5 girls. 7 days a week. 5 girls = 5 showers per day x 7 days a week = 35 showers a week. can you IMAGINE the amount of hair that get traps in the bloody shower trap???!!?!?!?!

Nono, but its not so bad. Gerhard the house keeper comes in and cleans the shower twice a week. So it kinda halves the number of showers and on average, at any point of time when u step into the shower, the shower has been used for 17 plus minus showers. imagine the amount of hair!!!

Today i was bathing and because the shower is a bit choked so the hair clump was floating around the shower. I was trying desperately to avoid the hair clump by hopping around the shower but occasionally when im not paying attention it will sneak up on me and float near my ankles, giving me goosebumps all overrrrrrr. yucks. and please dont even suggest that i use my hands to remove it because it is utterly disgustingggggggg.

So, my childhood nightmare has come true. :(

Mrs Brightside at 5:32 am

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